Climactic suicide is Gorgasmic
In Congress he testifies, apocalyptic
The evil right winged machine
No Kyoto Treaty
Tomorrow we won't see
Environmental catastrophe
He preaches we are near the end
If we don't conserve and bend
The CFC light bulb in his head
Says his credibility is dead
Blatant hypocrisy
At his home in Tennessee
Massive use of energy
Carbon foot print increase
He blames corporate greed
Carbon offsets go green
He profits from his creed
Junk science and misdeeds