Don't remember eating bugs
I realized they taste the same
The more seriously I ate things
The hungrier my belly became
I had no idea how much it cost
More bugs passed before my ears
I found out eating bugs was free
Sure beats drinking a beer
So as you hear this, know my friends
I'd love to dine with you all
Don't frown when you think of me
Eating ants at the mall
A soup de bugs
Un soup de mense
Who am I kidding
I don't speak french
These are the insects that I eat
It's not the same as meat
If that junebug was still alive
I know it would be fresh
Toilet paper surely ain't cheap
Mix it up in one big mesh
Little insect, such a simple thing
But the indigestion is hard
It makes my nose run, my feet stink
My terds come out charred