Hey, ugly, you've tried the drugs
Now you gotta realize that you're not enough
To be a celebrity like all the people on your TV
You could do with a nip and tuck
And a major operation that could fuck you up
You're grafted onto the scene
And implanted in a limosine

If you never wanna act your age
Well you're always as young as you wanna feel
If you never wanna biodegrade
It's six to eight weeks to completely heal

Count backwards, here comes the numbness
Don't be afraid, it's just the taste of blood, yes
You'll feel free with a little plastic surgery
All alone like a hit and run
And you're so pretty when you bite your tongue
Oh, yeah, you're gonna be seen
Black and blue on the silver screen

If you never wanna act your age
Well you're always as young as you wanna feel
If you never wanna biodegrade
It's six to eight weeks to completely heal

Everybody says baby, that you're something
And nobody's ever gonna know what's underneath your face
'Cause I know, it's gonna be nice to say
God gave you all the gifts that you got today
And I know it's gonna be nice to say you hate
Everything changing just cause you're famous