Cash machine broken
At the impound lot
Somebody's choking
Someone got shot
Maybe I'm joking
Maybe I'm not
Crapehanger

Like a cat chasing light
Like plunks on a laptop
It chirps and bites
The yield is nothing
But your name is clear
The good plots are open
To swallowing tears

No crapehangers at the party
No crapehangers at the party

No crapehangers at the party
It's common sense
Who's asking to see that part in
The show again?

You can crack wise
Numb in the guile
You can be Sheedy
To the Ringwald smile
Rip the old carpet
Chase the old tail
The sympathy card just reads that everyone fails

No crapehangers at the party
No crapehangers at the party

No crapehangers at the party
It's common sense
Who's asking to see that part in
The show again?
Last rites in a doctor's writing
Get over it
No crapehangers at the party
It's common sense

No crapehangers at the party
No crapehangers at the party
No crapehangers at the party
No crapehangers at the party
No crapehangers at the party
No crapehangers at the party

No crapehangers at the party
It's common sense
Who's asking to see that part in
The show again?
Last rites in a doctor's writing
Get over it
No crapehangers at the party
It's common sense

I don't wanna hear any bad news
Now, what type of news is it?
Well, to be perfectly frank, it's bad