Oh, wow, look at this perfectly-placed plastic surgery menu
That makes me happy
It may look like I have resting bitch face, but I'm elated

Let's see here, hmm
Breast augmentation
I'm actually not allowed to get another one
Too many cc's
Oh, well

Armpit removal
Hmm, I'll take two

Kneecap replacement, buy one, get one free?
That's a steal

Shoulder shave
Yes, God

Oh, my God, I've always wanted this
A nose flattening
Sure, I don't need to smell

Like, why do we even have chins?
What is a chin?

How did I get here?
Oh, yeah, botox

You know what?
I'll have one of everything