Once there was this man
With a super nice tan
He's so obsessed with me
We were meant to be
He's sexy! He's sexy! He's sexy!
See!
See!
See!
See!
See!

You say you love me?
But I don't really care
Your face scare little kids
And there's something in your hair
Your ugly! Your ugly! Your ugly!
Eeee!
Eeee!
Eeee!
Eeee!

He broke my heart
He doesn't want me
But finally! I'll set my love free

Yes, I'll change myself
So you can love me
I'm so sexy
You've closed your heart
No worries, I have the key
For you, I'd cross the seas

'Cause I will change myself
So you can love me
I'm so sexy
You've closed your heart
For you, I eat eleven bees
Now I'm ready to pursue your love!

Aaaahhh! Aaaahhh!
Monster! Monster! Monster!
Aaaahhh! Aaaahhh!
Monster!

I do not understand!
He's sending mixed signals
He won't make room for me
He says his heart is full
But I'm sexy! I'm sexy! I'm sexy!
See!
See!
See!
See!
See!

He doesn't want you
I know you want me
Just give me a chance
Maybe eventually
You will see! You wil see! You will see!
Eeee!
Eeee!
Eeee!
Eeee!

Eeeewwww! Oh my gosh!
Monster! Monster! Monster!
Ahhh!!! Get away from me!!
Monster!!

Wahhhh wahhhh
She wants me

I'm serious
Leave me alone
You two are always here
Why won't you go home
Don't come back! Again!

Yes, I'll change my-