Woke up, flat faced on a kitchen floor
With an empty bottle of J+B plastered in my hand
My headache was intense, there was a sudden chill in the air
But the biggest shock that was yet to come, I was missing my underwear

Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?

I looked up and down, and all around
People stopped to stare
I asked everyone about it, but no one seemed to care
It's just not fair, what a nightmare
Wish I had a spare, but I don't

Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?

What could've happened with it?
I hear all them laughing
Hiding myself in the dark
I miss all those skidmarks

Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?

I was about to give up
I was about to go home
When I saw my pair of BPTs laying there by the phone
I saw that they were fine, but I'm still drunk and naked
Everybody laugh and everybody screamed---

Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?

Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?

Where could it be?