G:  3 x 0 0 0 3         C:   x 3[2]0[1]3
Bm: x 2 4 4 3 2         Bm7: x 2 4 2 3[5]
                        Cm7: x 3 5 5 4 3

                        [brackets = hammer on/off where appropriate]

G               G               C                C
Is it depression or dis-        ease? Tellin' it to the
Bm      ~       Bm7             C                C
millipedes      .               .                .

G               G               C                C
The casserole was               good, and the drives were so
Bm      ~       Bm7             C                C
nice. Welcome to the worst part of your life     .

G               G               Bm       ~       Bm7
I'm hard to fix                 because, it took me so god damn
C               C               Cm7              Cm7
long, to figure out that        I broke down     .

(solo)

G               G               C                C
Mold spores fill my             lungs. The silverfish hide
Bm      ~       Bm7             C                C
in the venetian blinds, in the  wintertime       .

G               G               C                C
In the bathroom.                The shower running and my clothes on
Bm      ~       Bm7             C                C
I figured out that I hate you   all              !

G               G               Bm       ~       Bm7
I'm hard to fix                 because, it took me so god damn
C               C               Cm7              Cm7
long, to figure out that        I broke down     .