Am   D  Am    Em  Am    D  Am    Em  Am

[Verse 1]
              G
I am a little piece of chocolate
  C           D
Expensive and mean
Am             G           F
No nutritional values have I
        D       Am
You may have me once in a while
G               Am          
I will make you smile_____


[Verse 2]
          G                  D
You are a fifty pound bag of soybeans
Am          G          C  E7  Am
More than a bargain to me___________
        C         G
You take hours to cook
        F        Am
You have serious taste
    G       Am
You make me sob______


[Verse 3]
Dm
I am a poison and I am fun
Am
Illegal lightweight luxury
Dm
You are the law, the long hard road
E7
Grave, inevitable destiny
                       Am
Grave, inevitable destiny_____


[Verse 4]
                     Em       Am
This is story of the boat family
Dm                          Am
Came over here from the Red China Sea
G                                   Am
Moved into the sovereign state of suffer_____
          C                                 Am
When they got their picture taken they were laughing____