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Number One in Britain and successful in the States
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So round the table me and label bosses contemplate
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You've got to get a second home and hang with Chrissie Hynde
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You get yourself some Ray-Bans; before you know it's time
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For your Eno, Eno collaboration, all across the nation
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As sure as night follows day.
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I travelled South America recording different sounds
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I danced within an Elven ring of quicksilver delight
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Highly influential documentary guaranteed
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Who put the "con" in concept? It was me
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With my Eno, Eno collaboration, all across the nation
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As sure as night follows day.
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I know Bono and he knows Ono and she knows Eno's phone goes thus:
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"Brian's not home - he's at the North Pole
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But if you'd like to leave a weird noise".
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So roll up for the Eno, Eno collaboration, all across the nation
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As sure as night follows day.
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I went from the Andes to the Indies in my undies
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A light aircraft was on standby just in case I got bored
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In Montego where my ego fair blocks out the sun
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Sing Aurora Borealis, Uber Alles on toast.