INTRO

A - Bb - E x4


VERSE 1

          A
Well, the dish is too hot, you'll never guess what

E                     A
I've got Joy Division oven gloves

        A
If it's her desire, I'll put my fingers in the fire

E                            A
'Cause I've got Joy Division oven gloves

E                     A
I've got Joy Division oven gloves

D    E             A       A7
Ooh, ooh, tropical diseases

D    E             A     A7
Ooh, ooh, chemical alarm

F    E                 A
Ooh, ooh, I'm a little blasé

E                  A
In me Joy Division oven gloves

E                  A
In me Joy Division oven gloves

A - Bb - E x2


VERSE 2

A
I've been here and I've been there

E                  A
In me Joy Division oven gloves

     A
I've been to a post-punk postcard fare

E                  A
In me Joy Division oven gloves

D    E             A      A7
Ooh, ooh, Nagasaki towpath

D    E                 A     A7
Ooh, ooh, tickling the laird

F    E                     A
Ooh, ooh, checking out the Quantocks

E                  A
In me Joy Division oven gloves

E                  A
In me Joy Division oven gloves


G  O

A - Bb - E x2
D - E - A - A7 x2
A - E x2

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B|---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---------|
G|-----6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6-------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---7--7-7--7-6--4--4-4--4-2--2-2-2--2-2-2-2-2----------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---/7--7-7--7-6--4--4-4--4-2--2---2b3------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---/5-5-/5-5-/5-5-/5-5-5---5-----------5-5-5-5-5-------------------------|
B|---/5-5-/5-5-/5-5-/5-5---5---5---------5-5-5-5-5-------------------------|
G|-------------------------------7b9---------------7b9---------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|


VERSE 3

     A
On a sinking ship a sailor yearns

E                    A
For his Joy Division oven gloves

A
Nero fiddles while Gordon Burns

E                   A
In his Joy Division oven gloves

A
Talk to the hands, talk to the hands

E                   A
In his Joy Division oven gloves

A
Dance, dance, dance, dance

E                    A
In your Joy Division oven gloves

D    E               A       A7
Ooh, ooh, piccalilli shinpads

D    E                  A     A7
Ooh, ooh, polishing the knave

F E                   A
I keep wicket for the Quakers

E                  A
In me Joy Division oven gloves (repeat)


CODA

   A             E             A            D
My grandfather's clock was too tall for the shelf

     A           E           A
So I sold it and opened up a stall

E                    A
Selling Joy Division oven gloves

E                   A
We got Joy Division oven gloves

E                     A
Get your Joy Division oven gloves

E            Amaj7
Hallelujah