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If I had agoraphobia, and if I had claustrophobia
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Trapped inside my porch - things would be bleak, especially midweek.
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Your weird dreams don't impress in any way;
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In dreams weird things are mundane and everyday
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Strange to me would be buying a loaf and coming straight home.
Bm
Try and get your arse downtown next week
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I'm gonna prove once and for all to the LTA, hey hey hey.
Bm
That Tim and Greg are not golden boys they are in fact automatons
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I've seen the chips and wires and the circuit boards.
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'The reservoirs are colder and deeper than you think'
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Well stop, wait a minute Mr Spokesman you don't know what I think
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Is your lake about - now let's see - 
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A hundred miles deep and ninety below  and is it home to sharks?
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It's gonna end up with the storming of a brothel in Palermo
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Sniffer dogs in flourescent bibs.
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I've seen the chips and wires; I've seen the circuit boards
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I've seen the chips and wires; I've seen the circuit boards
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This is me pleading for some civic pride;
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Use it or lose it - the Park & Ride
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Twin town said we just weren't cool
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So now we got a suicide pact with Goole.
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I've seen the circuit boards
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I've seen the chips and wires; I've seen the circuit boards.  (fade)