C G, C G
C                         G
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
C                         G
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
C                         G
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
C                         G
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
C                         G
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
C                         G
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
C                         G
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
C                         G
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance.
D               C           G
No, no, no, no, no more Locomotion
D                   C              G
No, no, no, no more Dancing In The Street
D           C                G
No, no, no, no more Mashed Potato
D               C                G
No, no, no more shuffling of the feet.
C                         G
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
C                         G
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
C                         G
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
C                         G
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance.
D                 C          G
Keep your arms as rigid as a juggernaut
D                             C                  G
Clench your fists; point your knuckles straight ahead
D               C           G
Do your best to look like a teddy bear
     D                       C          G
Then try and pretend to look vertically dead.
C                         G
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
C                         G
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
C                         G
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
C                         G
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance.
D                   C           G
Praise the Lord you all look so beautiful
D                   C              G
Bulging waistcoats, thirty inch of neck
D                    C            G
Shine your shoes and head for the Crucible
D                   C                 G
Brush the baize and keep the crowd in check.
C                         G
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
C                         G
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
C                         G
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
C                         G
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance.