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Back-to-back Cadfael, Ross Kemp on Watership Down
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Are we living in the last days?
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My life coach died in a car crash; plummeted his mother into hopeless despair
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She hangs around the laurel walk – I never know what to say to her
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Have you seen Tommy Walsh’s Eco House?
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I’m at the mercy of the local scold, she knows, I know she knows about the bothy on the Knoydart
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I should have listened to Pop Tart Mark
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And had the head dissolved in acid by a Belgian clean up team, I’ve taken 90 Bisodol
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I’ve had a bellyful of Tommy Walsh’s Eco House.
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A-tisket, a-tasket, a Pashley with a basket, behold Hermione, Little Miss Poundbury
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I used to hanker after her when days were merrier
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Before the ground floor flat West Highland Terrier, Kathleen Ferrier tickets in the post
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All them Lib Dems done gone to Cropredy, Tories to Cornbury
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As for me, I’ll take the TGV to Zurich and jump off the roof of Dignitas
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And leave a note saying: “Here lies the bloke, the only bloke in Harpurhey
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Who wasn’t at the Lesser Free Trade Hall” - Y’all think on
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While you’re capturing the zeitgeist they’re widening the motorway.